It's important that friends and co-workers are prepared when someone is inevitably bitten by a zombie. In order to protect others (and most importantly, yourself), proper training and procedures are necessary for dealing with a zombie infestation. As a public service, we are distributing digital copies the work safety poster "IN THE EVENT OF A ZOMBIE ATTACK". This poster should be presented to the HR department at your workplace and your landlord to be posted in common areas such as break rooms, mail rooms, etc.

Please make sure to download and distribute this immediately, as the threat of zombies is always...threatening.

Have bad breath? This will make your breath smell brain-tastic! MMMmmmm.... Braaaaaaains on your breath.....

Need to know when Z-Day is going to occur, and what the weather is? Well, there's an app for that.

Zombie Weatherman is an iPhone app that displays a five day weather forecast as predicted by a zombie. How is this different from a regular weather forecast you ask? Well, this one allows you to kill the weatherman if you don't like the weather forecast (or even if you do). With the latest version of the app, you can bring the Zombie Apocalypse to multiple cities, and for just $2, you can't pass it up.

So, you loved Zombieland... now you have the chance to see what happened after. Will everyone keep up their cardio? Will Columbus and Wichita work out? Will Tallahassee get to eat more Twinkies? Best yet... they are talking of filming it in 3D!

I am there.

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Remote control cars… who needs ‘em? Much more fun is a remote control zombie! Now, if only they made them life-sized…
This is the best Christmas present idea ever!

I went to a movie theater recently and saw one of my favorite arcade games, CarnEvil. I don’t know if they only put them in movie theaters, but the only one I have ever seen was at a movie theater at which I use to work. It was based on 1962 Carnival of Souls, which is one of my favorite movies of all time. If you ever get the chance to play it, I recommend it. You get a pump shotgun and get to battle a carnival full of zombie-freaks, and they are pretty dark and creepy!
Has anyone else heard of this game, or just my fellow ex or current movie theater employees?

While trying to find out, I ran across this site for an event called CarnEvil in North Carolina that features a zombie fashion show that we might have to attend next year... And the guy on the poster looks like the clown from the video game!

What could be more fun for a zombie lover than creating a scene of them with these fun toys? What a lovely Christmas village mantle...

What are zombies without screaming, running people?

You know you've thought about it...what would all my favorite celebrities look like as Zombies? Well, thanks to Topps (think Garbage Pail Kids), you now have the answer you've been losing sleep over for all these years. Relive your glory days of youth by trading your cards with your friends, or keep them all to yourself as a light-hearted reminder of the impending zombie doomsday.

What do zombies drink, other than blood… Well, they probably just drink blood. Oh well… interesting transition to talk about their namesake drink, the zombie! As per Wikipedia, “The Zombie is a cocktail made of fruit juices, liqueurs, and various rums, so named for its perceived effects upon the drinker. It first appeared in the late 1930s, invented by Donn Beach (formerly Ernest Raymond Beaumont-Gannt) of Hollywood's Don the Beachcomber restaurant. It was popularized soon afterwards at the 1939 New York World's Fair.”
How to make:
Pour 1 part white rum, 1 part golden rum, 1 part dark rum, 1 part apricot brandy, 1 part pineapple juice, 1 part papaya juice, and a dash or grenadine into a shaker with ice. Shake vigorously and pour into glass. Top with ½ part 151 rum. Because of the high proof rum, this cocktail can be lit if desired.
That is one recipe, but here are some more->

We're a little behind on this story, but it appears as if AMC is going to develop Robert Kirkman's comic The Walking Dead into it's very own TV series. According to IMDB, the show is set to premier some time in 2010.

For those of you not familiar with The Walking Dead, it's not about what happens when Z-Day comes, it's the story of what happens after Z-Day, you know, when people are desperate to survive. If you haven't read it yet, be sure to buy a copy today.

This might be the most clever way to decorate I have seen in a while... I think I will add it to my zombie bathroom!

Ok, I am in love with these people! Everyone needs a zombie pin-up calendar! They put it best with their catch phrase, "Where Beauty eats braaaaaaains!"
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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These make me want to cook something, or stab someone in the head… These are the perfect knives to remind you daily of the upcoming zombie attack, or crazy exes.

Max Brooks came through town recently and we went to hear him speak. Fantastic was an understatement. The most useful piece of information to me was making sure to have a group together. My friends and I realized that we were luckily very compatible for the zombie apocalypse, having someone who can work on cars, an ex-butcher, someone good at gardening (for growing food), and a few generally smart people. So, check around your group of friends and make sure they have useful skills!

For horror, sci-fi, and fantasy flicks (and since last year even comic books), the Scream awards are growing in popularity. Dead Snow was nominated for quite a few, which brought us joy. The highlight for us, however, was when Quentin Tarantino (who was wearing a way too tight kimono shirt) presented the Discretionary Mastermind Award to George A. Romero, without whom zombies would not be the flesh eating fiends they are today. If you missed the ceremony, they are replaying it on Spike TV a lot over the next week, so check it out!

Scream 2009 Awards --->