Be ready... some of these are going to be bad...

Q- What is black and white and read all over?

A- A nun being eaten by zombies.

Q- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

A- No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q- How do zombies like to travel?

A- Traaaaaaains!

Q- What brand of underwear does a zombie wear?

A- Haaaaaaaaanes!

Q- What kind of weather do zombies like?

A- Raaaaaaaaain!

Ohhh.... there are more, but we will give you guys a break on the bad puns for now...

What better way to celebrate Valentine's day than with dancing, half naked zombies? This movie and a box of chocolate... what else could you want?

So, which is more bad ass? Apparently we are about to find out! The book Zombies vs Unicorns will soon be released so we can properly weigh the pros and cons. We are obviously on team zombie... but there is a debate on Entertainment Weekly, so feel free to give them your two cents.

Ahhh... zombie love...

If waking up in a pink track suit wasn't bad enough... it is the zombie apocalypse! Now you have to outrun and shoot at zombies on Addicting Game's Zombgies...
It isn't an epic game, but it does kill your boredom...

It is getting close to Valentine's Day, so give your zombie love what they really want: A very zombie valentine! Here is our first suggestion for your bloody holiday.
The artist RoscoeFink is being very cool in saying feel free to print it off, as long as you give credit to the artist. Also, click on the image to see his work first hand!

For those of you who are looking forward to handing out another round of zombie butt-kicking, Dead Rising 2 is definitely coming out in Japan, and is expected to be released worldwide at some point in 2010. We should find out really soon a real date!

This is a brilliant idea for zombie jewelry! We stole these pictures from Burlesquers on Etsy... and they are really really reasonably priced.

Because you might as well have a good sense of humor about the upcoming zombie apocalypse... these are great conversation starters...

We know we already told you about the Dead Walking TV pilot, Click here if you need a refresher->, but TV is about to become a lot bloodier with not one, but TWO zombie TV shows in the works. Along with a live action rendition of the comic series Dead Walking from AMC about the survivors of the zombie apocalypse, MTV wants some zombie action. There is a lot of talk of a TV adaptation of Dawn of the Dead on MTV, so this may be a very bloody season!

We will keep you informed!

We have been following the Conan/Leno/NBC mess, and thought we would show our support for Team Coco by showing what would happen if Conan, Andy, La Bamba, and Max were to become zombies. Scroll down slowly to enjoy them in a very Conan fashion.

TEAM COCO!

We used the Zombieland promotional "zombify-yourself" application, which can be found here->

The human body is a strange thing... We have all heard of the zombie virus that causes z-day, but this girl got something that just made her look like a zombie.
It is scary sometimes what the human body is capable of...
Read the story of Zombie Girl->

Practice starts now... so you might as well have something that would help you get into the mood. This was found on EBAY, so if you want your own, act fast, or google "Zombie Target." Good luck!

Instead of battling zombies and shooting them in the head, what if someone invented a collar that would turn off their need for eating people? Then we could use them as cheap labor and pets! This is essentially the plot of Fido, a zombie flick set in the 1950s. How many zombies you have has become a status symbol in the neighborhood, and since the neighbor has a bunch, the leading lady simply has to have one! Little Timmy doesn’t want to be near the new family zombie at first, but before too long, he really loves him and names him Fido.
I won’t go too much further, as not to ruin anything for you, but this dark comedy gets a high five from us! It is a little campy, but in a brilliant way.

At least for one man, unless we are taking him too lightly, the zombie apocalypse began on December 14th. Not to leave the event undocumented, he began to post his struggle on Twitter. Here are a few of his updates:

- thinking about my parents and little sister. I'm dreading the whole kill or be killed scenario. I've only actually killed one Z so far. 7:12 PM Dec 21st, 2009 from txt

- The world is coming to an end yet Domino's pizza just spammed my phone saying one large one topping for only $5.99 5:38 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from txt

- On Tobacco Rd, two zombies ran down the street and jumped into a circular shadow. Like Mario jumping into a warp pipe. Huh? about 10 hours ago from txt

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