Here is a zombie Christmas story we wrote for you! Santa leaves for a typical Christmas eve to deliver toys to the good little girls and boys of the world. He gets to the first rooftop and hears a noise. He first dismisses it as the reindeer, then realizes the noise is getting closer and closer. A bloody hand pops over the side of the roof... After a crazy rooftop battle, the elves and reindeer have all been killed leaving just Santa. Having been alive for hundreds of years, he wasn't going to give up with a fight. He went down the chimney and found himself lucky that this house belonged to a gun collector. He turned to the door, and in a deep, breathy voice said, "Let's do this." He kicked open the door and ran into the street with a yell. It was a long hard night, and just as he was about to escape, Santa saw a child down an ally who was scared and crying. Having a soft spot for children, he went to help the child, when suddenly the boy jumped into the air and bit a chunk out of Santa. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Thanks for the pictures! One, Two, and Three!