When I first saw a copy of Zombie Lake sitting on the shelf at the store, I thought "What could be more awesome than a movie with Nazi zombies?". Well, it turns out a lot (unless of course you're talking about Dead Snow). Within seconds of starting the movie, I thought I was watching one of those softcore porns that you stay up all night when you're a teenager to watch on Showtime. Every few minutes there seemed to be another gratuitous sex scene, and honestly, I'm not sure that there were as many zombie scenes. Aside from the random sex scenes, it was hard to follow the story, partially because the movie was originally in French, but badly dubbed with English, and mostly because it follows the rule of all softcore porns: sex first, everything else last. There wasn't much redeeming about the movie as the filmmakers didn't really try all that hard to make a decent movie. For instance, throughout the movie they failed to hide the fact that all of their underwater scenes were done in a very small swimming pool. I'm not sure if the makers of Dead Snow watched this film before making theirs, but I did find myself saying, "Hey that's like in Dead Snow" a lot. If I decide to watch this movie again, it will most likely to be show someone else just how truly terrible it really is.